Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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