At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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