if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
