Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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