So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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