are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
