addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
