An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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