Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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