I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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