At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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