Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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