Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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