If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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