I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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