Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It's just like the Real World with babies
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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