i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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