you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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