Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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