I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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