How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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