question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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