My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
where are my eyebrows?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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