My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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