Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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