I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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