he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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