Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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