I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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