I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Still dying that you shit outside
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
His nipple licking is glorious
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