4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
you traded sex for a burrito?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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