I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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