Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
As shirtless as possible
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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