If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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