like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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