I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
