I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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