What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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