Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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