I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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