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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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