It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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