when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Shame - the story of my life.
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