1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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