Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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There's always time for handjobs
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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