Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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