I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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