you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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