honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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