I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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