he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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