im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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