nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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