I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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