I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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