Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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