dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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