Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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