he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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