HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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