On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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