my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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