i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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