so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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