i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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